Thursday, April 30, 2009
Congress May Overturn Online Gambling Ban
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Congress May Overturn Online Gambling Ban
U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, chairman of the House of Representatives Financial Services Committee, said on Tuesday he would introduce a bill next week to overturn a three-year-old U.S. ban on Internet gambling.
The legislation, likely to be opposed by anti-gambling Republicans, would overturn a law imposed during the Bush administration that has hurt U.S. trade ties with the European Union. Frank said the bill was being drafted this week.
"We'll be introducing it next week and I plan to move on it," said Frank, a Democrat, speaking at the Reuters Global Financial Regulation Summit in Washington.
Congress May Overturn Online Gambling Ban
U.S. Rep. Barney Frank, chairman of the House of Representatives Financial Services Committee, said on Tuesday he would introduce a bill next week to overturn a three-year-old U.S. ban on Internet gambling.
The legislation, likely to be opposed by anti-gambling Republicans, would overturn a law imposed during the Bush administration that has hurt U.S. trade ties with the European Union. Frank said the bill was being drafted this week.
"We'll be introducing it next week and I plan to move on it," said Frank, a Democrat, speaking at the Reuters Global Financial Regulation Summit in Washington.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Cyber spies hack into the pentagon
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Cyber spies hack into the pentagon's billion dollar weapons program. They stole data on the F-35 Fighter Project, which could make it easier for our enemies to defend off an attack by the aircraft. A fighter pilot would not be able to trust his instruments.
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Bingo Nights Draw Crowds to Our Lady of Loretto
This past Thursday evening Our Lady of Loretto Parish Hall was filled with enthusiastic bingo players both from years' past as well as many newcomers. The players were pleasantly surprised to learn that they could purchase all kinds of bingo games.
Bingo Nights Draw Crowds to Our Lady of Loretto
This past Thursday evening Our Lady of Loretto Parish Hall was filled with enthusiastic bingo players both from years' past as well as many newcomers. The players were pleasantly surprised to learn that they could purchase all kinds of bingo games.
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Even the amateurs quickly learn that to win, you have to keep your eye on the ball.
That means ignoring the caller. It means playing ahead of the numbers flashing on the board and instead, stealing glances at one of the TVs posted high around the room.
Even the amateurs quickly learn that to win, you have to keep your eye on the ball.
That means ignoring the caller. It means playing ahead of the numbers flashing on the board and instead, stealing glances at one of the TVs posted high around the room.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Tri-County Times > News > Local > Knights of Columbus to have smoke-free bingo
Tri-County Times > News > Local > Knights of Columbus to have smoke-free bingo
Knights of Columbus to have smoke-free bingo
As of June 1, Friday Night Bingo, sponsored by Knights of Columbus Council No. 7418 of Fenton, at their hall directly behind St. John School, will be smoke-free.
Knights of Columbus to have smoke-free bingo
As of June 1, Friday Night Bingo, sponsored by Knights of Columbus Council No. 7418 of Fenton, at their hall directly behind St. John School, will be smoke-free.
Gala Bingo's Cambridge Hall to Shutter
Gala Bingo's Cambridge Hall to Shutter
Gala Bingo's Cambridge Hall to Shutter
According to Cambridge News Online, the smoking ban and a spike in taxes were factors in the United Kingdom hall closure.
Gala Coral Group is set to close its Gala Bingo hall in Cambridge on May 25.
According to Cambridge News Online, the smoking ban and a spike in taxes were factors in the United Kingdom hall closure.
"We hope to find jobs within the company for the 12 staff and manager," a company spokesperson was quoted by the newspaper as saying. "It is an old-style casino, and it has now been sold to a property developer."
Gala Bingo's Cambridge Hall to Shutter
According to Cambridge News Online, the smoking ban and a spike in taxes were factors in the United Kingdom hall closure.
Gala Coral Group is set to close its Gala Bingo hall in Cambridge on May 25.
According to Cambridge News Online, the smoking ban and a spike in taxes were factors in the United Kingdom hall closure.
"We hope to find jobs within the company for the 12 staff and manager," a company spokesperson was quoted by the newspaper as saying. "It is an old-style casino, and it has now been sold to a property developer."
SCSC hosts Bingo Nights
SCSC hosts Bingo Nights
SCSC hosts Bingo Nights
The South County Senior Center in Edmonds will host two evenings of fun and prizes for the general public.
"BINGO Friends and Family Night", sponsored by Aegis Senior Inn of Edmonds, will be held from 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. on two Monday evenings - May 11 and June 8.
The South County Senior Center, (located at 220 Railroad Avenue on the Edmonds Waterfront just south of the ferry dock), will be hosting this fun, family-style, fundraising event which is open to the Greater Edmonds community. Come and play rousing games of BINGO for prizes.
SCSC hosts Bingo Nights
The South County Senior Center in Edmonds will host two evenings of fun and prizes for the general public.
"BINGO Friends and Family Night", sponsored by Aegis Senior Inn of Edmonds, will be held from 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. on two Monday evenings - May 11 and June 8.
The South County Senior Center, (located at 220 Railroad Avenue on the Edmonds Waterfront just south of the ferry dock), will be hosting this fun, family-style, fundraising event which is open to the Greater Edmonds community. Come and play rousing games of BINGO for prizes.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Missouri House bill loosens state rules on bingo game
Missouri House bill loosens state rules on bingo game
The House has approved legislation loosening state regulations on bingo operators. The House voted 86-63 on Wednesday to eliminate the taxes on the sale of game cards, remove a hard cap on bingo winnings, expand the hours when bingo can be conducted and allow organizers to advertise more. That legislation now goes to the Senate.
The House has approved legislation loosening state regulations on bingo operators. The House voted 86-63 on Wednesday to eliminate the taxes on the sale of game cards, remove a hard cap on bingo winnings, expand the hours when bingo can be conducted and allow organizers to advertise more. That legislation now goes to the Senate.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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Monday, April 20, 2009
Alabama again: Council to discuss Birmingham bingo
Birmingham's City Council is considering an ordinance creating rules for electronic and paper bingo.
Council member Joel Montgomery's proposal would update the current city ordinance on bingo, which does not mention the electronic version of the game.
Montgomery says his ordinance would bring millions of dollars into city coffers and support the financially strapped school system.
But some council members say the proposed rules overstep the city's authority. At least one bingo operator says the proposal unfairly favors large groups with deep pockets.
Council President Carole Smitherman says the council would discuss the ordinance Tuesday in more detail before voting.
Council member Joel Montgomery's proposal would update the current city ordinance on bingo, which does not mention the electronic version of the game.
Montgomery says his ordinance would bring millions of dollars into city coffers and support the financially strapped school system.
But some council members say the proposed rules overstep the city's authority. At least one bingo operator says the proposal unfairly favors large groups with deep pockets.
Council President Carole Smitherman says the council would discuss the ordinance Tuesday in more detail before voting.
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Care home bingo queen turns 103 tomorrow
Care home bingo queen is 103 ONE of South Derbyshire’s oldest women is celebrating her 103rd birthday. Mrs. Hooper met her late husband, William, in her home town and they married in 1929. Mr. Hooper worked as a locksmith. She was always been ’very active’ with her many interests including gardening, dancing and traveling. She also used to enjoy jigsaws and puzzles, until her eyesight began to deteriorate, although she has now taken on the role of the care home’s bingo co-coordinator. Mrs. Hooper said: "I can’t name one highlight in my life as I’ve had so many. Everything has been a highlight. But my children were always my main focus. "I love being in the home with everyone. The people are so friendly and the staff can’t do enough to help. I’m the oldest one in here and I was the first one to reach 100."
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Friday, April 17, 2009
Alabama Court rules on Whitehall gambling machines
Alabama Court rules on Whitehall gambling machines
The Alabama Supreme Court on Friday allowed the Governor's Task Force on Illegal Gambling to keep machines and money seized in a raid last month on a White Hall gambling center and cleared the way for another raid if the task force chooses.
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The Alabama Supreme Court on Friday allowed the Governor's Task Force on Illegal Gambling to keep machines and money seized in a raid last month on a White Hall gambling center and cleared the way for another raid if the task force chooses.
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Obama plays bingo for charity
Obama's stepmother is currently in South Africa playing bingo to help raise money for Operation Hunger, which helps feed people living in impoverished and conflict-stricken areas. Kezia Obama, 67, said, "I like playing bingo and helping people. I'm here to raise funds to help children." She will also visit charity organizations countrywide as well as Constitutional Hill and the Apartheid Museum. Operation Hunger also works with local communities to initiate locally specific development programs designed to create an environment conducive to optimum child growth. source
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Thursday, April 16, 2009
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Rift between AG, Governor widens over bingo
There's a rift between Governor Bob Riley and the man he once appointed Attorney General, and it was caused by bingo, electronic bingo. Governor Riley and AG Troy King have differing opinions on what is legal and what's not and now the difference of opinion has deepened.
The attorney general says the governor and his illegal gambling task force are intruding in AG territory and King is taking the issue to court.
There is no disagreement that the reason for the early morning raid at White Hall last month was so the governor's Task Force on Illegal Gambling could use it as a test case. The governor and the attorney general both agree on that. That lawsuit has yet to be filed.
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The attorney general says the governor and his illegal gambling task force are intruding in AG territory and King is taking the issue to court.
There is no disagreement that the reason for the early morning raid at White Hall last month was so the governor's Task Force on Illegal Gambling could use it as a test case. The governor and the attorney general both agree on that. That lawsuit has yet to be filed.
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
ON THIS DAY IN MOVIES
ON THIS DAY IN MOVIES: BEACH BLANKET BINGO
April 14th, 2009
On this day in 1965, American International Pictures released BEACH BLANKET BINGO, the fourth in the series of hugely popular FRANKIE & ANNETTE movies. Directed by WILLIAM ASHER, the film featured the usual BEACH BLANKET regulars: DEBORAH WALLEY, HARVEY LEMBECK, JOHN ASHLEY, DONNA LOREN, MARTA KRISTEN and LINDA EVANS. DON RICKLES and PAUL LYNDE filled out the bill. Pretty hokey stuff even back in the day.
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April 14th, 2009
On this day in 1965, American International Pictures released BEACH BLANKET BINGO, the fourth in the series of hugely popular FRANKIE & ANNETTE movies. Directed by WILLIAM ASHER, the film featured the usual BEACH BLANKET regulars: DEBORAH WALLEY, HARVEY LEMBECK, JOHN ASHLEY, DONNA LOREN, MARTA KRISTEN and LINDA EVANS. DON RICKLES and PAUL LYNDE filled out the bill. Pretty hokey stuff even back in the day.
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Man robs metro-east Bingo hall, flees with cash
On Easter Sunday, according to Granite City police, an armed man walked into the Knights of Columbus Bingo Hall at about 7:12 p.m. and showed a weapon to the workers. He demanded money and was given an undisclosed amount of cash. The man then walked out and fled the scene in a dark-colored small SUV. He is described as a black male with a thin-to-medium built, approximately 6 feet tall to 6-foot-3. No one was injured, according to Granite City Police.
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Monday, April 13, 2009
Bill to Save Bingo Games Likely to Pass
Bill to Save Bingo Games Likely to Pass
Calvert, Anne Arundel Sites Would Be Affected
A bill to extend the life of electronic bingo machines in Calvert and Anne Arundel counties appeared headed for passage by the Maryland General Assembly before it adjourns tomorrow night.
The measure, introduced by Dels. Sue Kullen (D-Calvert) and Mary Ann Love (D-Anne Arundel), would permit the "pseudo slot machines" to operate at a handful of commercial establishments until 2011. Without legislative action, the machines, which raise significant revenue for local and state governments, would be shut down June 30.
Calvert, Anne Arundel Sites Would Be Affected
A bill to extend the life of electronic bingo machines in Calvert and Anne Arundel counties appeared headed for passage by the Maryland General Assembly before it adjourns tomorrow night.
The measure, introduced by Dels. Sue Kullen (D-Calvert) and Mary Ann Love (D-Anne Arundel), would permit the "pseudo slot machines" to operate at a handful of commercial establishments until 2011. Without legislative action, the machines, which raise significant revenue for local and state governments, would be shut down June 30.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009
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"check his card"! Bingo play gets lively at retirement center New Rotary-donated board helps to add 'magic' to residents' days Residents at Willamette Lutheran Retirement Community are a lively and competitive bunch. "Bingo!" Alden Moberg, 76, a resident who lives at the retirement community, shouted during a recent bingo game. The collective response from other players was "oh, no." When Moberg won the second game minutes later, players again reacted, saying "not again," "check his card" and "he already won a game." Coming together on a weekly basis to play bingo offers seniors at the residence camaraderie, mental stimulation, and an element of surprise and competition, said Raeann McDonald, the facility's executive director. "It's magic in their day, thanks to the (East) Salem Rotary Club," she said.
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"check his card"! Bingo play gets lively at retirement center New Rotary-donated board helps to add 'magic' to residents' days Residents at Willamette Lutheran Retirement Community are a lively and competitive bunch. "Bingo!" Alden Moberg, 76, a resident who lives at the retirement community, shouted during a recent bingo game. The collective response from other players was "oh, no." When Moberg won the second game minutes later, players again reacted, saying "not again," "check his card" and "he already won a game." Coming together on a weekly basis to play bingo offers seniors at the residence camaraderie, mental stimulation, and an element of surprise and competition, said Raeann McDonald, the facility's executive director. "It's magic in their day, thanks to the (East) Salem Rotary Club," she said.
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Investigation of bingo hall break in underway
An undisclosed amount of cash and checks were taken from the Big Bucks Bingo parlor, 5443 Glenwood Street, sometime during Saturday night, police said.
The business had an alarm system, but it appears to have malfunctioned when the break-in occurred, according to police reports.
The business had an alarm system, but it appears to have malfunctioned when the break-in occurred, according to police reports.
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NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Meditation boosts immunity
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Meditation boosts immunity Scientists at the University of Wisconsin tested the immunity of subjects who had received flu shots, half of whom had learned to meditate six days a week. After eight weeks, people who meditate had higher levels of flu-fighting antibodies. They were better able to deal with stress, and had increased activity in the brain that was linked to good moods. The feel-good effects lasted for up to four months after they stopped meditating. The doctors say meditating produces biological changes in the brain and body. It's free, safe, and helpful.
Meditation boosts immunity Scientists at the University of Wisconsin tested the immunity of subjects who had received flu shots, half of whom had learned to meditate six days a week. After eight weeks, people who meditate had higher levels of flu-fighting antibodies. They were better able to deal with stress, and had increased activity in the brain that was linked to good moods. The feel-good effects lasted for up to four months after they stopped meditating. The doctors say meditating produces biological changes in the brain and body. It's free, safe, and helpful.
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Clean Out the Inside of Your PC
Over time, dust and dirt will eventually build up inside your computer's case. This excess dust can negatively effect the computer's performance. Dust and grime can build up on fans, causing your inner PC parts to run hotter and less efficiently. Even if you think your PC is in a very clean environment, opening the box at least once a year and removing the dust can improve system performance. A can of compressed air will do the trick and can be bought at any store that sells electronics, including a Wal-Mart, Target or Best Buy. Just turn off your PC, open the case and spray out those dust bunnies. Be sure not to touch any of the electronic parts!
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Clean Out the Inside of Your PC
Over time, dust and dirt will eventually build up inside your computer's case. This excess dust can negatively effect the computer's performance. Dust and grime can build up on fans, causing your inner PC parts to run hotter and less efficiently. Even if you think your PC is in a very clean environment, opening the box at least once a year and removing the dust can improve system performance. A can of compressed air will do the trick and can be bought at any store that sells electronics, including a Wal-Mart, Target or Best Buy. Just turn off your PC, open the case and spray out those dust bunnies. Be sure not to touch any of the electronic parts!
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Gambling Laws in Alabama going to legislation
Bingo bill on way to Senate
Gov. Bob Riley wants to take White Hall or a similar "arcade" case to the Alabama Supreme Court in hopes of gaining a ruling that the machines are illegal in the state.
Riley has formed a task force on illegal gambling, which recently raided a facility in White Hall and confiscated more than 100 machines and more than $560,000, which a judge recently ruled had to be returned. Riley has appealed the order, stating the judge has a conflict of interest because of previous work for an Indian casino. The administration has also noted that the ruling was just a preliminary injunction.
Clarity needed for bingo law
Years ago, then Chilton County, these bingo machines were removed from “arcades” in and around the county.
Arrests were made, machines were seized and cases were built against those who operated what were ruled illegal machines.
Political groups, such as the “Sweet Home Alabama Coalition” have jumped into the fray, calling for legislation to not only regulate bingo machines but tax them, bringing in revenue for the state.
Gov. Bob Riley wants to take White Hall or a similar "arcade" case to the Alabama Supreme Court in hopes of gaining a ruling that the machines are illegal in the state.
Riley has formed a task force on illegal gambling, which recently raided a facility in White Hall and confiscated more than 100 machines and more than $560,000, which a judge recently ruled had to be returned. Riley has appealed the order, stating the judge has a conflict of interest because of previous work for an Indian casino. The administration has also noted that the ruling was just a preliminary injunction.
Clarity needed for bingo law
Years ago, then Chilton County, these bingo machines were removed from “arcades” in and around the county.
Arrests were made, machines were seized and cases were built against those who operated what were ruled illegal machines.
Political groups, such as the “Sweet Home Alabama Coalition” have jumped into the fray, calling for legislation to not only regulate bingo machines but tax them, bringing in revenue for the state.
Monday, April 06, 2009
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MOTIVATING THOUGHTS
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JOKE OF THE MONTH
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
MOTIVATING THOUGHTS
Laugh More! It reduces stress, strengthens your immune system, improves cardiovascular health...and just plain feels good.
JOKE OF THE MONTH
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Thursday, April 02, 2009
Gambling laws loosening in Alabama
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Expedia is booking flights to MARS!
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That's right! Expedia has dropped all booking fees—including fees on flights to Mars. Right now you can
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I am guessing this is an April Fools joke.
That's right! Expedia has dropped all booking fees—including fees on flights to Mars. Right now you can
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I am guessing this is an April Fools joke.
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The Bishop calls bingo
THE Bishop of Manchester may have objected to gambling in casinos . . . but he had no problems being a bingo caller during a parish visit. He was able to see how bingo halls play a role in the community. He said: "I've no objection to small-scale gambling, which can be helpful in joining people together.
"For a lot of people, bingo is the only time in the day they get to talk to anybody. It's only when people are encouraged to spend too much money in big casinos that there is a problem and that's not going to happen here."
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